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The Mood: Running on Caffeine and Chaos
This hoodie is for the high-functioning, sleep-optional experts among us. You treat your day like a full-contact sport, propelled by espresso and the pure, unpredictable momentum of life. You're the one who simultaneously manages three projects, starts the laundry, and remembers the thing everyone else forgot. This mood isn't about stress—it's about the thrill of the output. It’s cozy enough for the crash, but comfortable enough to be your uniform for another twelve-hour sprint.
The Vibe
For the person whose calendar is an abstract work of art and whose favorite playlist is "Urgent Productivity."
A vibe of hyper-focused, dynamic energy—they always make the deadline, probably right after a near-disaster.
The essential layer for surviving early mornings, late nights, and the beautiful, self-made mess in between.
The Details
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Running on Caffeine and Chaos Hoodie - Unisex
$29.99
This hoodie is for the high-functioning, sleep-optional experts among us. You treat your day like a full-contact sport, propelled by espresso and the pure, unpredictable momentum of life. You're the one who simultaneously manages three projects, starts the laundry, and remembers the thing everyone else forgot. This mood isn't about stress—it's about the thrill of the output. It’s cozy enough for the crash, but comfortable enough to be your uniform for another twelve-hour sprint.
The Vibe
For the person whose calendar is an abstract work of art and whose favorite playlist is "Urgent Productivity."
A vibe of hyper-focused, dynamic energy—they always make the deadline, probably right after a near-disaster.
The essential layer for surviving early mornings, late nights, and the beautiful, self-made mess in between.
The Details
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |