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The Mood: Whatever Happens, Happens
This tee is your emotional safety net and your official resignation letter to stress. You are the eye of the storm—the one who nods calmly when the plan falls apart, the one who knows a detour is just a new route, and the one who refuses to panic over spilled milk. This tee embraces the flow state of life, reminding everyone that chasing perfection is exhausting. It's a statement for a life lived with a philosophical detachment and a confident shrug. Wear it easy.
The Vibe
For the person who never checks their itinerary, finds the best dive bars, and understands that the universe has a highly complex, chaotic calendar.
A deep sense of relaxed confidence—that feeling when you know it's going to work out, one way or another.
The perfect uniform for doing nothing, everything, or whatever comes next
The Details
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Whatever Happens, Happens Hoodie - Unisex
$29.99
This tee is your emotional safety net and your official resignation letter to stress. You are the eye of the storm—the one who nods calmly when the plan falls apart, the one who knows a detour is just a new route, and the one who refuses to panic over spilled milk. This tee embraces the flow state of life, reminding everyone that chasing perfection is exhausting. It's a statement for a life lived with a philosophical detachment and a confident shrug. Wear it easy.
The Vibe
For the person who never checks their itinerary, finds the best dive bars, and understands that the universe has a highly complex, chaotic calendar.
A deep sense of relaxed confidence—that feeling when you know it's going to work out, one way or another.
The perfect uniform for doing nothing, everything, or whatever comes next
The Details
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |